








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 518 | 32% |
| Smokes | 322 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 461 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 334 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $205,442 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FR0Z3N1NJA | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Creative | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | mango | 81% | 26 |
| #4 | ihatejess | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Orionn | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Orionn | 60% | 5 |
| #6 | kat | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | プロプレイヤー | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | tora ❀ | 25% | 4 |
| #9 | TheRealCigar | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mango | 4 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | ihatejess | 3 | 0.0333 |
| #3 | tora ❀ | 2 | 0.0235 |
| #4 | FR0Z3N1NJA | 2 | 0.0247 |
| #5 | Creative | 1 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mango | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Creative | 43 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #3 | プロプレイヤー | 22 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Orionn | 17 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | FR0Z3N1NJA | 17 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mango | +11.28 | 98 | 68 |
| #2 | Creative | +8.47 | 92 | 77 |
| #3 | FR0Z3N1NJA | +6.50 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | Orionn | +5.91 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | kat | +5.85 | 76 | 39 |





