








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 541 | 25% |
| Smokes | 527 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 444 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 615 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,048 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | r s k | 42% | 36 |
| #7 | atk | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | Cosmic | 33% | 15 |
| #9 | Lascytha | 31% | 13 |
| #10 | GCLMachine | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^m1L | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | r s k | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Pancakes | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | andrew ANJAROOO | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Thiccolas Cage | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^m1L | 245 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Pancakes | 107 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | r s k | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | andrew ANJAROOO | 58 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | atk | 27 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrew ANJAROOO | +3.78 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | Pancakes | +2.93 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | r s k | +2.26 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | atk | +1.57 | 58 | 84 |
| #5 | Cosmic | +0.40 | 79 | 60 |





