








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2006 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2183 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5871 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 3196 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,187,193 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Foxit | 52% | 138 |
| #7 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | 52% | 169 |
| #8 | PupiKiller | 49% | 198 |
| #9 | cruzi | 49% | 215 |
| #10 | JackBandi♿ | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cruzi | 35 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Dr. Kiverő | 17 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ABØS | 9 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | PupiKiller | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cruzi | 502 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | 333 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dr. Kiverő | 204 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lecsó gyerek | 186 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Foxit | 104 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ABØS | +4.78 | 87 | 43 |
| #2 | Lecsó gyerek | +4.17 | 64 | 60 |
| #3 | Dr. Kiverő | +1.84 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | THC_DANO | +1.64 | 69 | 49 |
| #5 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | +1.47 | 56 | 61 |





