








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1307 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3048 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2935 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,718 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Lecsó gyerek | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | ABØS | 44% | 36 |
| #9 | cruzi | 43% | 141 |
| #10 | ¤ Bigkrisz ¤ | 33% | 30 |
| #11 | JackBandi♿ | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cruzi | 25 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | THC_DANO | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ABØS | 8 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | PupiKiller | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lecsó gyerek | +6.67 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | ABØS | +4.82 | 84 | 47 |
| #3 | THC_DANO | +2.31 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | Dr. Kiverő | +2.02 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | +1.76 | 59 | 64 |





