








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 179 | 2% |
| Smokes | 3500 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3821 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2919 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $138,600 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cruzi | 29 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Dr. Kiverő | 23 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | THC_DANO | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ABØS | 9 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | 7 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cruzi | 395 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Dr. Kiverő | 239 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | 158 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | THC_DANO | 94 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | ABØS | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lecsó gyerek | +6.87 | 72 | 63 |
| #2 | ABØS | +4.56 | 85 | 47 |
| #3 | THC_DANO | +2.38 | 74 | 48 |
| #4 | Dr. Kiverő | +2.36 | 66 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪ VizesLufi ♿ | +2.04 | 60 | 65 |





