








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1570 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1541 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2144 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2211 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,985 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMAGNET | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Shady- | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | ᴇᴍᴍ | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | KeN | 48% | 122 |
| #5 | Sk1p | 45% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Sk1p | 45% | 111 |
| #6 | MakaVeli | 44% | 16 |
| #7 | Huh? | 43% | 21 |
| #8 | HanG MaN | 39% | 56 |
| #9 | VinC3NT | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1p | 13 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Huh? | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | MakaVeli | 3 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Shady- | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | VinC3NT | 2 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1p | 251 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | KeN | 217 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | HanG MaN | 156 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Huh? | 104 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | ᴇᴍᴍ | 89 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MakaVeli | +2.92 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | Huh? | +2.24 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | Shady- | +1.42 | 72 | 51 |
| #4 | ᴇᴍᴍ | +0.92 | 69 | 80 |
| #5 | IMAGNET | +0.66 | 69 | 43 |





