








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4282 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3765 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3313 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3422 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $886,063 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ãrthur | 58% | 152 |
| #2 | Ryyyy | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Pahamiel | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Civi | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | Aape | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ãrthur | 58% | 152 |
| #2 | Ryyyy | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Pahamiel | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Civi | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | Aape | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pahamiel | 27 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | Ãrthur | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Civi | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Ryyyy | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ãrthur | 640 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | Civi | 220 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pahamiel | 211 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ryyyy | 211 | 0.44 | 7 min |
| #5 | Aape | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryyyy | +9.03 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | Ãrthur | +3.79 | 90 | 80 |
| #3 | Pahamiel | +0.59 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | Aape | -0.95 | 34 | 56 |
| #5 | joona | -1.17 | 63 | 60 |





