








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 17 matches | 1,955 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 208 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




156 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7422 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7066 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6787 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5809 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,709 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | imN3O | 53% | 40 |
| #8 | joona | 51% | 59 |
| #9 | Anon | 49% | 81 |
| #10 | Civi | 49% | 229 |
| #11 | Roziee | 46% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Civi | 32 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Anon | 20 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | Ãrthur | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Roziee | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | joona | 10 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Civi | 825 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | Ãrthur | 505 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #3 | SaKNeS♥ | 313 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | Roziee | 232 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | imN3O | 225 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ãrthur | +3.29 | 89 | 83 |
| #2 | EpärehtiRiku | +1.64 | 58 | 35 |
| #3 | Pahamiel | +1.45 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | imN3O | +1.38 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | SaKNeS♥ | +0.94 | 75 | 67 |





