








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 255 matches | ||
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6907 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7342 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4924 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6384 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,948 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juan Pablo | 69% | 49 |
| #2 | High Baby | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | Disconnected | 49% | 257 |
| #4 | Tomciom_ | 48% | 347 |
| #5 | Attracker | 48% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Attracker | 48% | 277 |
| #6 | Jendrol | 46% | 80 |
| #7 | ReQueriV | 45% | 92 |
| #8 | omit | 44% | 124 |
| #9 | damian wasik | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Attracker | 21 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Disconnected | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ReQueriV | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | damian wasik | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | omit | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Attracker | 1065 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | Disconnected | 727 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | Tomciom_ | 413 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #4 | omit | 186 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | High Baby | 133 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | High Baby | +3.43 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Juan Pablo | +3.07 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | Attracker | +1.36 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | Forci | +1.13 | 52 | 76 |
| #5 | Disconnected | +0.64 | 74 | 69 |





