








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 689 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 280 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6319 | 42% |
| Smokes | 4236 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2234 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2215 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $676,336 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juan Pablo | 68% | 56 |
| #2 | High Baby | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | ReQueriV | 56% | 184 |
| #4 | Gayming | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | Disconnected | 55% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | damian wasik | 52% | 83 |
| #8 | Forci | 48% | 277 |
| #9 | Americano | 46% | 50 |
| #10 | Jendrol | 45% | 67 |
| #11 | omit | 43% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReQueriV | 19 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Forci | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | damian wasik | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Disconnected | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | omit | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forci | 1131 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | Disconnected | 524 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Tomciom_ | 343 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | ReQueriV | 310 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | omit | 194 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juan Pablo | +4.36 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | High Baby | +3.46 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | Attracker | +1.70 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | Forci | +0.92 | 50 | 77 |
| #5 | Disconnected | +0.55 | 75 | 69 |





