








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1066 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Esplay | 28 matches | 2,014 | |
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2196 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1477 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1712 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1886 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,734 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1025 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/Jackbagg | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Justesse | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | sk0gstad | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | huncho | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Justesse | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | sk0gstad | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | huncho | 43% | 63 |
| #6 | BAKTUS | 26% | 19 |
| #7 | hans | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/Jackbagg | 13 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | huncho | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Justesse | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 2 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/Jackbagg | 184 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Justesse | 154 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | huncho | 84 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 51 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | sk0gstad | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rino | +2.15 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Twitch.tv/Jackbagg | +1.32 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | Justesse | -0.02 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | sk0gstad | -0.13 | 65 | 40 |
| #5 | huncho | -0.93 | 56 | 43 |





