








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 231 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2257 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3085 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2942 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2446 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,011,815 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ps | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | Tico | 38% | 80 |
| #3 | emforr | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | GANDALF THA BLACK | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ps | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | Tico | 38% | 80 |
| #3 | emforr | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | GANDALF THA BLACK | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tico | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | n1ps | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | GANDALF THA BLACK | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ps | 183 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tico | 168 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | emforr | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | GANDALF THA BLACK | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ps | +1.84 | 67 | 75 |
| #2 | LEGEND | +0.20 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | Tico | -0.18 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | emforr | -1.49 | 40 | 43 |
| #5 | GANDALF THA BLACK | -3.75 | 25 | 33 |





