








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1658 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1600 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1374 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1521 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,545 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stefu | 100% | 14 |
| #2 | chelsea | 82% | 156 |
| #3 | | marshmalllowwwww | | 81% | 16 |
| #4 | stimer | 80% | 109 |
| #5 | sumi | 77% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sumi | 77% | 26 |
| #6 | comboman | 74% | 47 |
| #7 | N1TE ⛟ | 70% | 20 |
| #8 | iconic | 62% | 13 |
| #9 | skaproodle | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chelsea | 42 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | stimer | 36 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | comboman | 8 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | sumi | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | skaproodle | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chelsea | 559 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | stimer | 283 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | N1TE ⛟ | 130 | 0.34 | 4 min |
| #4 | comboman | 111 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | sumi | 110 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spr4ay | +4.49 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | skaproodle | +3.17 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | stimer | +3.03 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | chelsea | +2.78 | 88 | 62 |
| #5 | N1TE ⛟ | +2.06 | 76 | 78 |





