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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1636 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1173 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1545 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1452 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,896,127 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1008 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duforp | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | msc | 59% | 88 |
| #3 | 123 | 57% | 70 |
| #4 | Ninj4_Fox | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Fireboy | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 54% | 91 |
| #8 | fkmup | 53% | 75 |
| #9 | unk | 52% | 23 |
| #10 | ClearPoint | 49% | 39 |
| #11 | WorCrest | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Ninj4_Fox | 9 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | unk | 9 | 0.0183 |
| #4 | msc | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | 123 | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 748 | 0.37 | 19 min |
| #2 | msc | 395 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | fkmup | 279 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | 123 | 189 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fireboy | 103 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unk | +1.96 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | duforp | +1.71 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | msc | +1.64 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | 123 | +1.31 | 84 | 55 |
| #5 | Ninj4_Fox | +1.20 | 47 | 62 |





