








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 791 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3668 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2762 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3675 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3443 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,138 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 54% | 265 |
| #2 | ✪ Hue! | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | 123 | 53% | 171 |
| #4 | msc | 49% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 54% | 265 |
| #2 | ✪ Hue! | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | 123 | 53% | 171 |
| #4 | msc | 49% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 30 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | msc | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ✪ Hue! | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | 123 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 2414 | 0.43 | 61 min |
| #2 | msc | 530 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | 123 | 458 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | ✪ Hue! | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | +1.99 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | msc | +0.82 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | YUNG FLASHBANG | +0.32 | 54 | 71 |
| #4 | fkmup | -0.15 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | ✪ Hue! | -0.66 | 87 | 47 |





