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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1898 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 864 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5650 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5940 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5507 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5130 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,232,127 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Waz #suuuuu-pshh | 21 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Milo | 20 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Tay | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | nobitches | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | caffeine | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milo | 3059 | 0.24 | 76 min |
| #2 | .Waz #suuuuu-pshh | 1166 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #3 | nobitches | 390 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | caffeine | 352 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | ✗ Arkky ✗ | 344 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caffeine | +2.99 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | Tay | +1.24 | 77 | 37 |
| #3 | Hugho | +0.55 | 66 | 51 |
| #4 | Milo | +0.10 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | nobitches | -0.16 | 69 | 66 |





