








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2062 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1460 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9948 | 22% |
| Smokes | 12547 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11681 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 11359 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,396,904 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4016 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yaevis | 53% | 111 |
| #2 | Tay | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | Hugho | 52% | 190 |
| #4 | Kurrajongnick | 49% | 598 |
| #5 | Milo | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurrajongnick | +1.27 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | Tay | +1.02 | 75 | 40 |
| #3 | Milo | +0.46 | 83 | 74 |
| #4 | Hugho | +0.45 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | Yaevis | +0.28 | 73 | 56 |





