








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1549 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1937 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1359 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1307 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,146 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teppo223 | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | nanu | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | subutex willer | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | Hagrid | 52% | 60 |
| #5 | KaaQ | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hagrid | 52% | 60 |
| #5 | KaaQ | 46% | 41 |
| #6 | naB | 44% | 34 |
| #7 | viseN | 43% | 53 |
| #8 | SNOWY | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hagrid | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hagrid | 338 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | viseN | 289 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | subutex willer | 286 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #4 | teppo223 | 179 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | nanu | 122 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teppo223 | +2.06 | 76 | 80 |
| #2 | SNOWY | +1.42 | 65 | 62 |
| #3 | Hagrid | +0.98 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | nanu | +0.89 | 85 | 66 |
| #5 | viseN | +0.32 | 56 | 79 |





