








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1700 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1096 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1320 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1379 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $416,895 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ˙nark | 48% | 23 |
| #11 | A!m | 47% | 15 |
| #12 | lu★ | 44% | 59 |
| #13 | fgn | 43% | 23 |
| #14 | Fade! | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fgn | 197 | 0.40 | 5 min |
| #2 | Fade! | 175 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | PaTo | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | rand | 104 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #5 | A!m | 94 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scream | +6.29 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | gede | +1.66 | 46 | 63 |
| #3 | TuToflash [ESP] | +1.57 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | PaTo | +1.45 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | fgn | +1.33 | 59 | 76 |





