








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1013 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1312 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1088 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 503 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $814,794 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | porciusqc | 244 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Frying pan | 165 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lare | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zeus | 47 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pedro | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeus | +4.63 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | leo | +3.20 | 76 | 18 |
| #3 | Lare | +2.23 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | Frying pan | +1.51 | 49 | 43 |
| #5 | deymon | +1.30 | 41 | 48 |





