








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 604 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2041 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2892 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3182 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3827 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,045,226 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I n v 1 n c i b L e | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | AlesterNoobie#Road to GN! | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | RyoKaan | 53% | 129 |
| #4 | ?Newsensi Gandhi | 52% | 145 |
| #5 | Kazuto | 51% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHY GOD WHY | 17 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | chole bhature recipe in hindi | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Psyduck | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | C.C. | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ?Newsensi Gandhi | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHY GOD WHY | 1251 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #2 | Kazuto | 416 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | C.C. | 324 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Psyduck | 267 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | ?Newsensi Gandhi | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C.C. | +2.20 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | WHY GOD WHY | +2.12 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | AlesterNoobie#Road to GN! | +1.49 | 84 | 47 |
| #4 | I n v 1 n c i b L e | +1.44 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | RyoKaan | +1.42 | 58 | 57 |





