








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1431 | 41% |
| Smokes | 792 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 401 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 835 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,142 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rinkiya ke papa | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | WHY GOD WHY | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | chole bhature recipe in hindi | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | I n v 1 n c i b L e | 3 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | C.C. | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHY GOD WHY | 357 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kazuto | 151 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rinkiya ke papa | 118 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | RyoKaan | 83 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | C.C. | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlesterNoobie#Road to GN! | +3.77 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | C.C. | +2.41 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | I n v 1 n c i b L e | +1.98 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | WHY GOD WHY | +1.82 | 60 | 56 |
| #5 | Psyduck | +1.62 | 67 | 60 |





