








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6981 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6291 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4564 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4684 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,319 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Mlk piranha | 43% | 46 |
| #13 | G Br. | 43% | 154 |
| #14 | bag of mistake | 39% | 77 |
| #15 | jabuTIRO | 39% | 70 |
| #16 | DnTsKaN | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruim e chiliquento | 14 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | art | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | jabuTIRO | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | sequelah | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | G Br. | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | art | 719 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | G Br. | 417 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Cavalo do PokerArt | 409 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #4 | THEWAY | 345 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | bag of mistake | 298 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | art | +2.10 | 65 | 77 |
| #2 | Fels | +1.95 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | dog que bebe daime | +1.57 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | Cavalo do PokerArt | +1.44 | 62 | 71 |
| #5 | ruim e chiliquento | +0.21 | 71 | 66 |





