








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 700 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 464 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 183 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11799 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10997 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10589 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7792 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,565,091 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruim e chiliquento | 34 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | bag of mistake | 30 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | jabuTIRO | 28 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | DnTsKaN | 26 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | sequelah | 23 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bag of mistake | 1637 | 0.17 | 39 min |
| #2 | Cavalo do PokerArt | 1157 | 0.25 | 30 min |
| #3 | art | 1156 | 0.25 | 32 min |
| #4 | ruim e chiliquento | 1033 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #5 | jabuTIRO | 983 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | art | +3.35 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | Cavalo do PokerArt | +2.99 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | dog que bebe daime | +2.59 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Fels | +2.43 | 69 | 67 |
| #5 | ruim e chiliquento | +1.87 | 74 | 63 |





