








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1521 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1593 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1363 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1117 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,561 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowWinky | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Clownd | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | TheSilverSpoon | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Fart Master | 55% | 102 |
| #5 | JoJo Siwa | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowWinky | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Clownd | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | TheSilverSpoon | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Fart Master | 55% | 102 |
| #5 | JoJo Siwa | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fart Master | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Clownd | 4 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | TheSilverSpoon | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | JoJo Siwa | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowWinky | 100 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Fart Master | 90 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | JoJo Siwa | 71 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | TheSilverSpoon | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Clownd | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harm1E | +4.43 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | SnowWinky | +0.73 | 43 | 60 |
| #3 | Fart Master | -0.12 | 66 | 47 |
| #4 | TheSilverSpoon | -1.28 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | Clownd | -2.50 | 38 | 40 |





