








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1865 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4253 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4218 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3942 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,769,071 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowWinky | 61% | 93 |
| #2 | TheSilverSpoon | 60% | 182 |
| #3 | dane. | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Fen? | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | profiler (racial) | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.montana | 23 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | TheSilverSpoon | 20 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Harm1E | 15 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Clownd | 12 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | SnowWinky | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSilverSpoon | 446 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | SnowWinky | 305 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | JoJo Siwa | 279 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Harm1E | 216 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mr.montana | 142 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harm1E | +6.97 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | SnowWinky | +3.30 | 52 | 60 |
| #3 | Fart Master | +1.39 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | profiler (racial) | +0.19 | 56 | 54 |
| #5 | TheSilverSpoon | -0.08 | 48 | 51 |





