








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




255 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10535 | 50% |
| Smokes | 5252 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3898 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1251 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,198 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 888 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steffe | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | GodMxR | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | Liberty- | 62% | 71 |
| #4 | i cant frag | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | player 222 | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodMxR | +3.18 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | Cal | +2.63 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | Steffe | +2.50 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Liberty- | +2.16 | 89 | 70 |
| #5 | i cant frag | +0.83 | 67 | 68 |





