








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 778 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 203 matches | ||
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3410 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5916 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3852 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3448 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,612,664 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 800 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rango | 63% | 82 |
| #2 | Cal | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | cowdoy | 61% | 80 |
| #4 | ʎǝsoN | 60% | 58 |
| #5 | G6E | 59% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sven | 56% | 218 |
| #7 | Liberty- | 55% | 161 |
| #8 | curtis | 52% | 42 |
| #9 | ♕major bag alert♕ | 50% | 40 |
| #10 | Steffe | 50% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sven | 39 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Liberty- | 14 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Cal | 13 | 0.0229 |
| #4 | Steffe | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | rango | 8 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sven | 774 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | Liberty- | 713 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #3 | Steffe | 496 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | cowdoy | 209 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Cal | 191 | 0.34 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sven | +1.76 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | Steffe | +1.39 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | ♕major bag alert♕ | +0.90 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | Liberty- | +0.69 | 85 | 73 |
| #5 | cowdoy | +0.40 | 85 | 58 |





