








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1353 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1868 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1490 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1770 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,068 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimmelimmz | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Lind | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Gullan | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | 5Gpeekrun | 52% | 180 |
| #5 | SO-CALLED PETE | 51% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megablæster7000 | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | 5Gpeekrun | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SO-CALLED PETE | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 240tic | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | JokkiganMedKniven | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5Gpeekrun | 686 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | megablæster7000 | 572 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | SO-CALLED PETE | 305 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | JokkiganMedKniven | 227 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #5 | 240tic | 158 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimmelimmz | +4.85 | 89 | 86 |
| #2 | 5Gpeekrun | +1.77 | 60 | 70 |
| #3 | Gullan | +1.37 | 62 | 69 |
| #4 | megablæster7000 | +0.67 | 54 | 75 |
| #5 | Lind | +0.46 | 80 | 69 |





