








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3391 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3493 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2897 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2110 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,575,732 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gullan | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Lind | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | 5Gpeekrun | 54% | 168 |
| #4 | 240tic | 52% | 60 |
| #5 | papsh | 51% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5Gpeekrun | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | megablæster7000 | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | 240tic | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | kimmelimmz | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | JokkiganMedKniven | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5Gpeekrun | 672 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | megablæster7000 | 538 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | kimmelimmz | 525 | 0.32 | 15 min |
| #4 | JokkiganMedKniven | 286 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #5 | papsh | 270 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimmelimmz | +4.43 | 86 | 80 |
| #2 | Gullan | +1.88 | 59 | 67 |
| #3 | 5Gpeekrun | +1.69 | 61 | 71 |
| #4 | megablæster7000 | +0.63 | 53 | 76 |
| #5 | Lind | +0.32 | 79 | 74 |





