








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2309 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3064 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4069 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4233 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,881,991 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4_N1K | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | PH4NT0M | 50% | 346 |
| #3 | PesTilEncE | 49% | 341 |
| #4 | Farlaeus | 48% | 229 |
| #5 | The Grand_M | 48% | 319 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | PesTilEncE | 49% | 341 |
| #4 | Farlaeus | 48% | 229 |
| #5 | The Grand_M | 48% | 319 |
| #6 | Alutard | 47% | 110 |
| #7 | P4ter_g2uen_0 | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PH4NT0M | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | PesTilEncE | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | The Grand_M | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Farlaeus | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Alutard | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PesTilEncE | 1628 | 0.23 | 48 min |
| #2 | PH4NT0M | 1105 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #3 | The Grand_M | 481 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | Farlaeus | 296 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Alutard | 114 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PH4NT0M | +2.55 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | PesTilEncE | +0.58 | 74 | 80 |
| #3 | V1per | +0.30 | 80 | 58 |
| #4 | Alutard | -0.41 | 72 | 48 |
| #5 | M4_N1K | -0.46 | 48 | 71 |





