








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1185 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1534 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1358 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1643 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,395 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | OrangeSlices | 44% | 73 |
| #8 | Daqqqy | 43% | 60 |
| #9 | sniper btw | 38% | 16 |
| #10 | ToddTheToad | 32% | 19 |
| #11 | NotToddTheToad | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OrangeSlices | 28 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | Daqqqy | 27 | 0.0221 |
| #3 | Yahtzee! | 21 | 0.0279 |
| #4 | Menchies | 14 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | hydes | 8 | 0.0351 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OrangeSlices | +2.40 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Lunk | +1.19 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | hydes | +0.43 | 75 | 32 |
| #4 | NotToddTheToad | +0.24 | 54 | 40 |
| #5 | Ethan. | -0.10 | 63 | 48 |





