








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 804 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1157 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 839 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1028 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,416 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | pAcmaN :(( | 62% | 73 |
| #8 | ✪cRs | 58% | 52 |
| #9 | ✪Gvusic | 56% | 25 |
| #10 | tuga.pt # im your nightmare | 48% | 23 |
| #11 | M[z]k. | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAcmaN :(( | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | ✪cRs | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | tuga.pt # im your nightmare | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | yNn4d_F1 | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | ti fakeeess | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAcmaN :(( | 338 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | ✪cRs | 175 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | tuga.pt # im your nightmare | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪Gvusic | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | yNn4d_F1 | 47 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wavee- ❛•❟ | +3.93 | 97 | 56 |
| #2 | pAcmaN :(( | +2.98 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | DJ nox | +1.68 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪cRs | +1.28 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | yNn4d_F1 | +0.84 | 56 | 61 |





