








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 532 | 27% |
| Smokes | 621 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 317 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 513 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,503 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAcmaN :(( | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | ti fakeeess | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Anathar13 | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | ✪cRs | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | M[z]k. | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Anathar13 | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | ✪cRs | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | M[z]k. | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | DJ nox | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | ✪Gvusic | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Gvusic | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ti fakeeess | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAcmaN :(( | 146 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✪cRs | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | ti fakeeess | 53 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | Anathar13 | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪Gvusic | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAcmaN :(( | +3.74 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪cRs | +1.80 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | ti fakeeess | +1.01 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | tuga.pt # im your nightmare | -1.09 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | DJ nox | -1.26 | 61 | 61 |





