








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 615 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 388 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6331 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7232 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5439 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3986 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $750,164 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeetTheSpy | 58% | 176 |
| #2 | AppreciateMF | 57% | 126 |
| #3 | Iron_Mine | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | Loutre d'attaque efficace | 56% | 102 |
| #5 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | 54% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | 54% | 166 |
| #6 | Loutreee | 53% | 273 |
| #7 | pikjy | 50% | 103 |
| #8 | Twistere | 44% | 34 |
| #9 | Scipix | 38% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loutreee | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | AppreciateMF | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | pikjy | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Loutre d'attaque efficace | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | MeetTheSpy | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeetTheSpy | 561 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | 515 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | pikjy | 334 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | AppreciateMF | 305 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Loutreee | 281 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loutre d'attaque efficace | +2.06 | 54 | 55 |
| #2 | Loutreee | +1.78 | 68 | 51 |
| #3 | EpiQzZ | +0.49 | 66 | 75 |
| #4 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | -0.11 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Scipix | -0.84 | 60 | 70 |





