








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 513 | 23% |
| Smokes | 424 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 834 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 433 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,192 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iron_Mine | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | MeetTheSpy | 60% | 65 |
| #3 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | EpiQzZ | 56% | 102 |
| #5 | AppreciateMF | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | EpiQzZ | 56% | 102 |
| #5 | AppreciateMF | 52% | 42 |
| #6 | Scipix | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | pikjy | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EpiQzZ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | AppreciateMF | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EpiQzZ | 384 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | 224 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | MeetTheSpy | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | AppreciateMF | 97 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Iron_Mine | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loutre d'attaque efficace | +2.17 | 54 | 56 |
| #2 | EpiQzZ | +0.75 | 59 | 79 |
| #3 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | -0.10 | 51 | 53 |
| #4 | AppreciateMF | -0.59 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Scipix | -1.21 | 46 | 52 |





