








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7693 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5170 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5334 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2943 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,519,192 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loutre d'attaque efficace | 60% | 65 |
| #2 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | 58% | 105 |
| #3 | EpiQzZ | 58% | 176 |
| #4 | AppreciateMF | 56% | 89 |
| #5 | pikjy | 56% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💀💀 | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Loutreee | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | EpiQzZ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | pikjy | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Loutre d'attaque efficace | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EpiQzZ | 887 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #2 | pikjy | 406 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | 𝙂𝙂𝙂 iZeyyy! | 347 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | AppreciateMF | 223 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Loutreee | 146 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loutre d'attaque efficace | +2.96 | 53 | 58 |
| #2 | Loutreee | +1.64 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | EpiQzZ | +0.98 | 67 | 78 |
| #4 | MeetTheSpy | +0.84 | 72 | 71 |
| #5 | pikjy | +0.05 | 61 | 59 |





