








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 680 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1164 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1256 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1379 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,420 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yes onii-chan | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | 2Goldfish | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | Krimz.exe | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | Vote one anzac united party | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | psyman | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vote one anzac united party | 11 | 0.0340 |
| #2 | Zkryius | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Krimz.exe | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Froyo._. | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Lit-Username | 5 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Goldfish | 149 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #2 | Zkryius | 128 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Froyo._. | 108 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Krimz.exe | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | yes onii-chan | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vote one anzac united party | +7.00 | 78 | 48 |
| #2 | Krimz.exe | +4.26 | 84 | 45 |
| #3 | yes onii-chan | +0.65 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | Osu! Player #727 | +0.19 | 71 | 39 |
| #5 | 2Goldfish | -0.03 | 55 | 54 |





