








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1124 | 25% |
| Smokes | 749 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1412 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1269 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $652,292 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Froyo._. | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | Krimz.exe | 52% | 105 |
| #3 | yes onii-chan | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | Lit-Username | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | Vote one anzac united party | 45% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vote one anzac united party | 34 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | Lit-Username | 15 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Osu! Player #727 | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Krimz.exe | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Froyo._. | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vote one anzac united party | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Krimz.exe | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Froyo._. | 80 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Osu! Player #727 | 53 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | yes onii-chan | 53 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vote one anzac united party | +5.29 | 80 | 41 |
| #2 | Krimz.exe | +3.80 | 85 | 40 |
| #3 | Osu! Player #727 | +0.35 | 71 | 33 |
| #4 | yes onii-chan | +0.20 | 65 | 46 |
| #5 | Zkryius | -0.81 | 47 | 37 |





