








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Faceit | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2789 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3645 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2648 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2903 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,705,818 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osu! Player #727 | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | yelena. | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | Zkryius | 52% | 105 |
| #4 | Vote one anzac united party | 50% | 270 |
| #5 | Lit-Username | 49% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osu! Player #727 | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | yelena. | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | Zkryius | 52% | 105 |
| #4 | Vote one anzac united party | 50% | 270 |
| #5 | Lit-Username | 49% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vote one anzac united party | 42 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Lit-Username | 13 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Zkryius | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Osu! Player #727 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vote one anzac united party | 652 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | Zkryius | 290 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | yelena. | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Osu! Player #727 | 46 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lit-Username | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krimz.exe | +1.79 | 81 | 47 |
| #2 | Vote one anzac united party | +1.27 | 75 | 45 |
| #3 | Osu! Player #727 | +1.04 | 61 | 42 |
| #4 | yelena. | -0.99 | 79 | 33 |
| #5 | Zkryius | -1.44 | 44 | 37 |





