








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 465 matches | ||
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4431 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3863 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5460 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1493 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,166,798 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okemiesxd | 56% | 171 |
| #2 | mäster | 50% | 112 |
| #3 | colby brian | 42% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okemiesxd | 56% | 171 |
| #2 | mäster | 50% | 112 |
| #3 | colby brian | 42% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäster | 42 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | Okemiesxd | 21 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | colby brian | 10 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okemiesxd | 445 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | mäster | 262 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | colby brian | 183 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | late | +1.54 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | Okemiesxd | +0.02 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | mäster | -0.10 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | colby brian | -0.69 | 57 | 67 |





