








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1750 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1187 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1480 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 893 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,018 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okemiesxd | 56% | 144 |
| #2 | late | 50% | 112 |
| #3 | full vitun focus | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | colby brian | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | PUUPASKA | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okemiesxd | 56% | 144 |
| #2 | late | 50% | 112 |
| #3 | full vitun focus | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | colby brian | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | PUUPASKA | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | late | 27 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Okemiesxd | 26 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | colby brian | 10 | 0.0187 |
| #4 | PUUPASKA | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | full vitun focus | 7 | 0.0169 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okemiesxd | 331 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | late | 105 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | PUUPASKA | 76 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | colby brian | 52 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | full vitun focus | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | late | +1.41 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | Okemiesxd | +0.55 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | mäster | -0.01 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | colby brian | -1.25 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | full vitun focus | -2.85 | 53 | 49 |





