








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 444 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3067 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4175 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3792 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3747 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,232 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäster | 56% | 144 |
| #2 | late | 56% | 171 |
| #3 | colby brian | 44% | 90 |
| #4 | full vitun focus | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | PUUPASKA | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäster | 56% | 144 |
| #2 | late | 56% | 171 |
| #3 | colby brian | 44% | 90 |
| #4 | full vitun focus | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | PUUPASKA | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäster | 46 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | late | 24 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | colby brian | 21 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | full vitun focus | 7 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | PUUPASKA | 3 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäster | 326 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | colby brian | 233 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | late | 161 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | PUUPASKA | 53 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | full vitun focus | 49 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | late | +0.75 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | Okemiesxd | +0.40 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | mäster | +0.07 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | full vitun focus | -1.06 | 59 | 52 |
| #5 | colby brian | -1.14 | 57 | 67 |





