








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Wingman | 267 matches | ||
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9739 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8578 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5457 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7336 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,008,438 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Beni | 52% | 208 |
| #4 | TMaterial | 51% | 115 |
| #5 | Ponken | 51% | 75 |
| #6 | AlexEze | 46% | 52 |
| #7 | Linkan | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el1x | 307 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Beni | 176 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ponken | 152 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | TMaterial | 136 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | AlexEze | 118 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adamsmithbrno | +1.19 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Linkan | +0.58 | 80 | 45 |
| #3 | Beni | +0.09 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | AlexEze | +0.07 | 68 | 74 |
| #5 | el1x | -1.19 | 41 | 50 |





