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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1198 | 34% |
| Smokes | 885 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 945 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 515 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,477 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tempestz | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | el1x | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Beni | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | adamsmithbrno | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tempestz | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | el1x | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Beni | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | adamsmithbrno | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el1x | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Beni | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | adamsmithbrno | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adamsmithbrno | 140 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | el1x | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Beni | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tempestz | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adamsmithbrno | +0.68 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | AlexEze | +0.16 | 71 | 74 |
| #3 | Tempestz | -0.02 | 39 | 55 |
| #4 | Beni | -0.31 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | el1x | -1.51 | 33 | 48 |





