








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4042 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3023 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3094 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2400 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,118 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlphA | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Kaîser | 65% | 95 |
| #3 | Scrèm | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | Dreamzyy- | 62% | 322 |
| #5 | Warzazat_Titano | 59% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kaîser | 65% | 95 |
| #3 | Scrèm | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | Dreamzyy- | 62% | 322 |
| #5 | Warzazat_Titano | 59% | 232 |
| #6 | TheJoker_67 | 57% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warzazat_Titano | 59 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | Dreamzyy- | 36 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Kaîser | 31 | 0.0163 |
| #4 | TheJoker_67 | 28 | 0.0158 |
| #5 | AlphA | 5 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreamzyy- | 1564 | 0.25 | 40 min |
| #2 | Kaîser | 637 | 0.33 | 15 min |
| #3 | Warzazat_Titano | 224 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | TheJoker_67 | 58 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | AlphA | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warzazat_rom67 | +3.00 | 72 | 50 |
| #2 | Dreamzyy- | +2.63 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | Kaîser | +2.60 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | AlphA | +0.50 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | Warzazat_Titano | -0.36 | 68 | 32 |





