








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6339 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4613 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3535 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3749 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $856,834 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1027 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warzazat_rom67 | 62% | 322 |
| #2 | AlphA | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Warzazat_Titano | 60% | 220 |
| #4 | TheJoker_67 | 60% | 88 |
| #5 | Kaîser | 56% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Warzazat_Titano | 60% | 220 |
| #4 | TheJoker_67 | 60% | 88 |
| #5 | Kaîser | 56% | 150 |
| #6 | 𝒌𝖎𝝹i𝕥𝓞 ︻デ 一 | 54% | 28 |
| #7 | Papaya | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warzazat_Titano | 60 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Kaîser | 45 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | warzazat_rom67 | 26 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | TheJoker_67 | 25 | 0.0151 |
| #5 | AlphA | 9 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warzazat_rom67 | 1173 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Kaîser | 975 | 0.32 | 26 min |
| #3 | Warzazat_Titano | 212 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | 𝒌𝖎𝝹i𝕥𝓞 ︻デ 一 | 157 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | Papaya | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warzazat_rom67 | +2.89 | 72 | 50 |
| #2 | Dreamzyy- | +2.53 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Kaîser | +2.21 | 65 | 73 |
| #4 | 𝒌𝖎𝝹i𝕥𝓞 ︻デ 一 | +1.25 | 65 | 69 |
| #5 | AlphA | +0.69 | 79 | 59 |





