








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 617 matches | ||
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2115 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3645 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4871 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5219 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,111,851 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baby Yoda | 60% | 131 |
| #2 | MaxyAims | 51% | 780 |
| #3 | Angry | 48% | 535 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baby Yoda | 60% | 131 |
| #2 | MaxyAims | 51% | 780 |
| #3 | Angry | 48% | 535 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angry | 27 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | MaxyAims | 26 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Baby Yoda | 12 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxyAims | 1181 | 0.09 | 36 min |
| #2 | Angry | 768 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #3 | Baby Yoda | 210 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxyAims | +2.21 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | Baby Yoda | -0.38 | 66 | 46 |
| #3 | OmegaKang | -0.84 | 67 | 39 |
| #4 | Angry | -1.09 | 59 | 47 |





