








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1530 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1767 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2133 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,298,584 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danttE | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | MaxyAims | 61% | 269 |
| #3 | OmegaKang | 60% | 131 |
| #4 | Angry | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danttE | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | MaxyAims | 61% | 269 |
| #3 | OmegaKang | 60% | 131 |
| #4 | Angry | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OmegaKang | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Angry | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | MaxyAims | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | danttE | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxyAims | 535 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | danttE | 156 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Angry | 108 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | OmegaKang | 104 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danttE | +2.35 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | MaxyAims | +2.28 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | OmegaKang | +0.10 | 66 | 42 |
| #4 | Baby Yoda | +0.06 | 69 | 47 |
| #5 | Angry | -1.43 | 46 | 53 |





