








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 142 | 26% |
| Smokes | 58 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 226 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 129 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $175,862 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XY | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | MBS | 75% | 28 |
| #3 | rhys | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | Quas | 65% | 34 |
| #5 | Poccket | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MBS | 75% | 28 |
| #3 | rhys | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | Quas | 65% | 34 |
| #5 | Poccket | 33% | 3 |
| #6 | Capti | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rhys | 9 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | MBS | 5 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | Quas | 4 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quas | 99 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | rhys | 72 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | MBS | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | R3XY | 21 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | Poccket | 15 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bertyb00 | +3.42 | 82 | 43 |
| #2 | MBS | +2.16 | 72 | 47 |
| #3 | R3XY | +1.27 | 55 | 50 |
| #4 | rhys | +0.89 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | Poccket | -0.43 | 89 | 46 |





